Thursday, January 24, 2013

14 Post-Coital Movie Posters You Can't Unsee

 

1. Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin...BONED.

Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin...BONED.

Proof's in the poster, folks.

So did Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner.                   

3. This monkey thought he saw a banana in the guy's pocket, but it wasn't... :(

This monkey thought he saw a banana in the guy's pocket, but it wasn't... :(

4. Meanwhile, Dane Cook looks like a moron.

Meanwhile, Dane Cook looks like a moron.                   

5. These guys just wanted a happy Hump Day.

These guys just wanted a happy Hump Day.                   

6. In this movie, Goldie Hawn only feels frisky when Chevy Chase hides under her bed.

In this movie, Goldie Hawn only feels frisky when Chevy Chase hides under her bed.

7. Shit just got real for Anne and Jake.

Shit just got real for Anne and Jake. 

8. And Roger Moore thinks age ain't nothing but a number.

And Roger Moore thinks age ain't nothing but a number.

9. Ugh.

Ugh.

10. Like mother, like daughter.

Like mother, like daughter. 

11. The sexiest threesome we've ever seen.

The sexiest threesome we've ever seen.                  

12. Followed by the creepiest Guantanamo Bay fetish we've ever seen.

Followed by the creepiest Guantanamo Bay fetish we've ever seen.                   

13. That awkward moment when you turn the lights on and see...

That awkward moment when you turn the lights on and see...   

14. And Robert Pattinson's totally sexy, not at all horrifying face in "How To Be."

And Robert Pattinson's totally sexy, not at all horrifying face in "How To Be."   

Nothing scary about it at all.

Nothing scary about it at all.

 

You will never unsee this! Never!

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